PUT IT ON OMG "PLEASE I SPENT SO LONG MAKING IT."PUT IT ON OMG by horrorwriter34
"No, Tosya, I'm an adult, I don't--"
"PLEEEEASE OH MY GOD I PRICKED MY FINGERS SO MANY TIMES SEWING THAT OHMYGODDEACONPLEEEEASE."
I groaned. He got like this around Halloween. It made working with him almost unbearable. Tosya, see, always insisted we play the role of, as he called them, "candy drones", every Halloween. This was to cater to the three children in the apartment complex we were currently occupying. We'd only be there until the end of the month, but I was already itching to have my own space again. Tosya is not a very tidy roommate.
Back to the children. Their ages drastically varied from maybe-out-of-diapers to ready-to-dress-like-a-slut. But did Tosya care? Nope, he sure as hell did not. It was an excuse to dress up, which apparently appealed to him more than it would a four-year-old girl.
Mad WorldI’m standing here on the old, wiry bridge we first met. I hardly remember that day now, not that it even matters anymore. I just knew you were amazing and that I thought I loved you and I thought you loved me back.Mad World by horrorwriter34
I’m really dumb, I guess.
You always had the most perfect features, you know. Pale skin, strawberry blonde hair that was always in those brilliantly azure eyes. You were fit to be a model. All the curves in their right spots, all the slight, thoughtless actions (i.e. how you’d gnaw on your thumb nail and scrunch your brow together while working, how you’d shrug with that slight simper on your lips, etc.) that got me to fall all over myself like a kindergartener in the throes of his very first crush. You had such sweet dimples, such dollish attributes. You had me at first glance.
I thought you were happy enough with me. I guess I was wrong. I realize I’m speaking to you in past tense. &
Halloweeny I want to break down what Hollow’s Eve is like when you’re living with a serial killer. It’s such an interesting experience that I seriously cannot bear not to let you in on it.Halloweeny by horrorwriter34
You might think it’s terrifying, but that’s just profiling. Just because they kill people in their spare time doesn’t mean that’s all they can talk about.
Our serial killer host, Tosya (better known as “Dad” by Grayson), stabbed a—wait. You think I’m going to say woman, trick-or-treater, baby, don’t you? You’re so close-minded, I cannot even. Tosya stabbed a pumpkin with a curved little knife he’d better working with all day. I leaned against Grayson and watched him, sipping at the apple cider he’d made
Hi there :] |
I suppose this is the time that I should spiff this thing up a bit. So here goes....
Nah, I'm just joshing ya. I'm too lazy for that.
So let's go over the basics:
I'm a Christian.
I love my characters as much as I love my limbs.
I like to write and REALLY NEED TO POST MORE OF IT, I KNOW.
And I can be sarcastic, but if I am, I swear it's in love, so don't hate me ;u;
Kay, thanks, bye!
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Go watch and creepishly stalk the following individuals!
I KNOW I'M FORGETTING PEOPLE. I WILL ADD MORE LATER.
I ADD THINGS TO MY FAVORITES BECAUSE I LIKE THE ART, NOT NECESSARILY BECAUSE I'M A MEMBER OF WHATEVER FANDOM SAID ART ORIGINATES FROM